The Maker of all human beings was recalling all units Manufactured,
s of make or year, due to a serious defect in the Primary and central
component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically
termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly
known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct
this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered
To bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There
is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE Procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these Fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall Notice and you may contact the
Father any time by "kneemail"